Daniel Clarke - customs developer, bee-keeper, general do-gooder, billionaire playboy.....
 
About
A little about DC

Work
My 'important research'

Hungarian
Hungarian grammar reference

USA Trip
My 20,000-mile USA road trip diary

Peer Monitor
Free network monitoring tool

Free Software
Cool tools written by Daniel



::: Girlfriend - apply today
I am happy to say that there is currently no vacancy for the post of My Girlfriend.

The benefits
Benefits include
  • Excellent salaray of good lovin' and good times
  • Looks good on your CV - once dated a True English Gent.
  • Good career* opportunities
Position ideal for those who have experience in care for invalids or lazy gits who hate cooking and cleaning.

Apply now

* marriage is not inconceivable once you have held this post for the minimum of ДВА years

The ideal candidate
The ideal candiate has most of the following qualities:
  • A mind like Lisa Simpson
  • The good looks of Jessica Rabbit or Princess Jasmine
    Jasmine Jessica Rabbit
Apply now

Your predecessors
Rachel Britney
Julia Hannah
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The challenges you'll face
This is not a walk in the park (although walks in the park are potentailly part of the package). You will face substantial challenges:
  • Fighting off the hundreds of other candidates on a daily basis
  • That's it really. I'm a good bloke.
Apply now