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::: Girlfriend - apply today
A position has opened up for the highly sought-after post of My Girlfriend.
The benefits
Benefits include
Apply now
* marriage is not inconceivable once you have held this post for the minimum of ДВА years
- Excellent salaray of good lovin' and good times
- Looks good on your CV - once dated a True English Gent.
- Good career* opportunities
Apply now
* marriage is not inconceivable once you have held this post for the minimum of ДВА years
The ideal candidate
The ideal candiate has most of the following qualities:
- A mind like Lisa Simpson
- The good looks of Jessica Rabbit or Princess Jasmine
Your predecessors
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| Rachel | Britney |
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| Julia | Hannah |
The challenges you'll face
This is not a walk in the park (although walks in the park are potentailly part of the package).
You will face substantial challenges:
- Fighting off the hundreds of other candidates on a daily basis
- That's it really. I'm a good bloke.
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